When I have
dealings with the medical community the following thought often runs through my
little brain, “I am dealing with a lunatic.”
This thought
has romped through my mind when I have sat in the doctor’s office, the naturopath's office, the x-ray department, and at the hospital.
Scene 1
At the “imaging” place of business. I have just been called in for a follow up
mammogram because they saw SOMETHING on my mammogram.
X ray Tech: See this little mark here on the
mammogram? That hasn't been there
before. That's why we need a follow up
mammogram.
Me:
See this mole?
X ray Tech: Oh! (Realizes
she didn't see it until I pointed it out.)
Well, no. I don‘t think that is it. What we saw was
lower in the picture.
X Ray Tech puts a marker on the mole
so it will show up on the “image.”
Me (thinking): Oh that’s right! Every other time I've had a mammogram, they
have put one or two of those markers on me. This time the Tech didn't put any markers on. Of course, this room is so dark, she probably
couldn't see a flesh colored mole. Sure
makes a lot of sense to keep your Mammogram room so dark that the Tech can’t
see if she needs to mark anything.
X Ray Tech (lining me up in the
machine): Oh that mole does line up
with the spot when you are in the equipment!
I bet it was the mole we saw in the picture!
Tech proceeds to shoot three more
pictures ordered by the doctor anyway. Then
she has the Doc look at the images online.
He pronounces all to be fine and directs me to come back in a year for
another shot of radiation to my chest.
Me (thinking): I am dealing with lunatics. You will not see me here again. I am done with radiation shots to my chest in
the name of good health. Yes, yes I know
you told me currently 80% of women are get breast cancer, so mammograms are vital. Anyone ever thought about checking up on the
estrogen based birth control the medical profession hands out like candy as a
cause of breast cancer? Or how about
years of radiation exposure from your Mammograms? No! No! We cannot even consider those as
causes!
Scene 2
I am at the OBGYN, eight months
pregnant with Prudence. All through the
pregnancy, my iron has been lower than the medical pros would like. After having the iron in prenatal vitamins
give me diarrhea, I abandoned them. My
mother has been home the last month, and she has been cooking lots of roasts,
which I, a young, married poor person, have been enjoying.
Doctor (looking at blood work): Well, I see that iron is finally starting to
kick in.
Me:
I haven’t been taking it. It
gives me diarrhea.
Doctor (menacing): Well, you better
start taking it!
Me (thinking): I am dealing with a lunatic. I already told the doctors in this practice about
my difficulty with iron. There is no
point in trying to tell him the facts of the situation. I'm no good at arguments, and he doesn't want the facts to get in the way
of his practicing medicine.
Scene 3
I have just had a baby at the
hospital. The nurse is putting sterile
pads on me. She drops one on the floor,
picks it up, and starts for me.
Me:
You are going to put a pad on me that has been on the floor ?
Me (thinking): Hospitals, the place of infection
control??? I am dealing with a lunatic.
I could
write many more scenes, but this post is long enough.