My Eleven Rules of Fashion

• Blue jeans go with any color.

• Fur went out after the ice age. Why would you even WANT to wear fur when you could buy a machine washable, water resistant, warm ski jacket at a fraction of the cost? 

• Ski jackets go with any outfit from the formal to the casual. 

• If it’s uncomfortable, it is not fashionable.

• High heels have never been and will never be in style. Ever.

• If the primary focus of skin tight apparel is jiggling fat, the wearer is not fashionable.  The wearer may be disgusting and comical, but not fashionable. Trust me on this.

• If I like the color, fit, and print, it is in fashion.

• Keen sandals and lace ups, and Vasque boots are the most  trendy footwear on earth.

• Anyone paying thousands, or even hundreds of dollars for clothes, is out of her/his cotton-picking mind.  Donate to a good cause or put the money into retirement instead. Anyone worth knowing does not care about the brand name of someone’s clothes and accessories.

• The latest fashion among the teenage set is FUNNY when the over thirty set wears
  it.

• I don’t care what anyone else is wearing this year, but I encourage everyone, as a public duty, to wear something.

What the Truly Fashionable are Wearing This Year