Over the past 30 years, my spouse has shared bits of wisdom. Here are some of a long list:
Driving tips - "Don't holler 'whoa' in a bog hole."
Nutritional advice - "The reason grass fed beef is better for you than grain fed beef is that you use more calories chewing it."
Weather forecasting - "Clear as a bell, cold as Hell."
Public speaking pointers - "Don't chew your cabbage twice."
1 comment:
What about, "It'll feel better when it starts hurting"?
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