On the second day of the new year, I took down the Christmas
tree, and found nerf bullets in its branches: three.
On the third day of the new year, I vacuumed out the couch
and found four nerf bullets in the pouch
On the fourth day of the new year, I began the wash; in
which was five nerf bullets. O my gosh.
On the fifth day of the new year, I cleaned the heater fins,
and found two nerf bullets deep within.
On the sixth day of the new year, the corners I did mop, and
still the nerf bullets did not stop.
On the seventh day of the new year, I cleaned the ceiling
fan, and there was more nerf ammo for the can.
This Christmas was fun and the grandkids were a scream, and
of all these nerf bullets did they dream.
I thought they had fun with the skates and sleds and dolls,
but they loved the nerf bullets most of all.
Next year, oh next year, I have thought about it lots: I am banning nerf bullets to the shop.
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